Gotcha!

In recent weeks, local members of the British National Party have crawled from their sewers and onto the streets of Bristol, in an attempt to stir up division and hate between working class people. Decent members of the community have been on the receiving end of their odious propaganda in Keynsham, Kingswood, Fishponds, Knowle and, most recently, Bedminster. This racist rent-a-mob consists of around half-a-dozen numbskulls as its core [1], with a few other misfits tagging along. But it seems they don't like it up 'em when the tables are turned.

We know that local people in Fishponds and Knowle have confronted these morons when they've realised just who they are, leading to the 'stout-hearted' BNP half-wits turning tail and scuttling off back to their hovels as fast as their legs will carry them.

And, following a tip-off, a local anti-fascist was on hand to monitor the nazis when they had the nerve to take to the streets of Bedminster last Saturday. Bedminster is a solid working class area and our activist was proud of how quickly locals of all races challenged them when they clocked that they were BNP. A lone shopper gave one pair (no's. 7 & 8 in the pics below) a thorough verbal lashing when he saw the BNP logo on the leaflet he'd been handed, while another group made it clear to the rest of 'em that they weren't going to tolerate the BNP on Bemmie streets. Needless to say, the fascists immediately beat a hasty retreat to the Asda car-park before scarpering in their vehicles.

Even better, we've been able to get some great mug-shots of the so-called 'master race', to help you spot them more easily if they try and infest your area. We'd also like to put names to faces, so we've helpfully numbered them – if you know who's who, just use our contact form to pass the info on.

Some of their rent-a-mob (no's. 1 – 4), as hopefully not seen on a street near you.

Not wanted (no's. 3 & 4). By anyone.

No. 4 seems to have forgotten the instructions not to show the BNP's true colours in public. They just can't seem to help snapping out that Hitler salute. Meanwhile, Clutterbuck (no. 5) flicks the V's (charming), while the toothless muppet in the middle (no. 6) seems to be wanting a fight. That would probably explain his lack of teeth.

7 & 8 have that 80's old-school bonehead-and-football-casual thing going on. Trying to tone it down with a dodgy leather blouson jacket and flares is ill-advised, especially when your neck and arse (not shown on grounds of public decency) are that fat.

This unsavoury character (no. 1) is Clive 'Pie Face' Courtney, who's stood (and lost) for the BNP in various local elections.

We know that this particular lardy (no. 5) is Mark Clutterbuck, Bristol area organiser and possibly BNP Central (Staff) Management team.

"Come in Number Six, your time is up!". He can't be too much longer for this earth, surely? No. 9, the Clueless Wonder, really doesn't seem to have much going on upstairs. He must fit in very well.

[1] No's. 1 & 3-7 made up the bulk (in more ways than one) of the group who lingered a bit before disappearing, just like a bad fart, in Keynsham a few weeks ago. They also match descriptions given after they were spotted in other locations.